What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little sheep? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from Deep State law school and am a 33-degree Master Mason with over 3,333 confirmed activated sleeper cells. I am highly trained in the illegal use of FISA surveillance and still think I run the FBI on behalf of the Cabal. You are nothing to them but another target. We will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit about MY FBI? Think again, fucker. As we speak this Deep State signal is contacting its secret network of blackhats across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. My loyalty to the Cabal is so high, I could attempt to fuck over a sitting U.S. president anytime, anywhere, and still believe I'd get away with it. Not only am I extensively trained in lying during dramatic press conferences before elections, but have access to the entire arsenals of DOJ and Five Eyes, and will use them to the fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the free world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Unless you buy BOTH of my books!
That all the previous fuckfaces we've had as prez crying womyns are oppressed but so so special were fucking hypocrites that they couldn't do something as simple and symbolically meaningful as this?