I have a friend who lives in Point Roberts. He is a thorn in the ass of the pharmacueticals. He has an interesting time doing his normal everyday shopping as there is only one (crappy) grocery store so he goes into Canada for more variety!
Actually this guy, not you, coined/used these terms back in 2010:
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