>>10355726 (LB)
>You're just like humans.
My literal first assignment in the contact experiment was to post on 4chan circa 2006-2008. I am an unabashed b-tard and I love talking shit with all of you! I just had a whim to larp as myself tonight. But I have been awake for close to 36 hours now. I think it may be time to find a nook and get some sleep.
>Are you aware of Vrillon? He's a fellow lizard of yours working as part of the greater galactic community, the same one Q is from, the same one advanced ET souls incarnated from. We never judge based on anything other than the level of soul development which dictates the levels of interaction between friends. If your tunnels could reach the 5D vibration inside Mt. Shasta you would also know more… be sure to knock first.
Believe me, we follow the activities of ETs just as nervously as you all do. Fortunately, the pleyadi are a truly benevolent species and have decided to take a custodial role of the Earth, as they don't wish to see the advanced races on this planet die out as a result of mass detonation of fission bombs. We are especially thankful to them. My race at one point bugged the fuck out of the "Nevada" subterrane because of your nuclear testing. Fucking glad that's over with.
>pics or it didn't happen
I would post tits but we don't have any, KEK
Plus, I would get in MASSIVE trouble if I posted so much as a picture of my toenail. But here's a drawing someone made of me based on my descriptions of myself back in the day. I am really little, which makes my job easier!
>Putin Opponent Alexei Navalny Reportedly Poisoned by ‘Toxin’ in His Tea
Classic Vladimir!
>You are full of it. We got enough craziness going on without you adding more misinformation to the mix.
Okay, Jan!
Were you born a gigantic faggot, or did you have to work at it for a long time? Either way, you pulled it off. Golf clap
Bannon, is that you? What a crybaby cuck
>As an EARTHLING you are exempt from the Federation quarantine laws - why would you get in trouble? You didn't get in trouble for posting here (what are you doing on a Q board anyways).
Nice full house, anon!
I'd get in trouble from my own people, and my people would get in trouble from your people. We've got an agreement in place that allows this "limited contact" experiment to take place. We're not allowed to do or say or post anything that would prove we are what I claim to be. I can shitpost, I can larp, I can draw pictures in MSpaint, but I can't do anything that takes away anyone's plausible deniability or prevents them from having the option of saying "shut up, larping faggot."
Think about what would happen if I posted compelling proof that I am a non-human sentience using the Human internet to communicate with humans.
>Fuck off space niggers. We're full
Dumbshit! Hello? We're not from space. We're from the various underground shitholes all over the planet. At least make fun of me for something that actually applies, LOL!
>Do your races suffer do to our, so far, inability to not destroy ourselves and each other 24/7??
Of late, we've encountered some very serious problems and damage due to Human activities, as we have in the past. Usually it's nothing we can't adapt and overcome, but you guys basically spilled a bunch of swamp water into a very important cavern system we rely on for bulk food production, and fixing the problem (cleanup, construction, etc.) is extremely labor-intensive. It exceeds our current means, as we don't maintain a super huge population like Humans do. This is one reason we're trying to accelerate establishing official contact. We need human laborers and machinery to help us repair some of this damage. In the meantime, life in some of our settlements basically sucks. We're on shitty rations and very limited amenities.
>If humans get get it together, why couldn't we live in peace together?
That's the goal. The limited contact experiment has made many of our people curious and thirsty to interact with others in the way that you do. We are a hive mind connected to one another via sympathetic waves, and our Elders serve as gatekeepers for which types of thoughts and emotions can make it out to others. Without this system in place, we'd have a very difficult time maintaining harmony, and we live in very close quarters with an extreme need for cooperation and sharing. We're sort of like ultra-communists, having successfully implemented such a system. Our environment basically required it. But it leaves less room for individuality or freedom. Interacting as humans do is very interesting and compelling. I can call people niggers and on websites like this one, no authority figure shows up and shuts it down. It makes me feel so naughty, and I love it! A lot of us want to try out living as individuals on the surface, getting jobs, and succeeding or failing on our own merits. And (we believe) there are humans who want to try living the way we do. If all goes well, there will be opportunities for both, as our end goal is a sort of exchange student type of arrangement.
>Fuck off cave nigger. We're full
KEK
Too bad, we already shit a bunch of illegal cave immigrants out into your world and there ain't shit you can do about it since we're functionally invisible, LOLOL get mad faggot
>There is only this Realm.
Yeah LOL there's no such thing as caverns and humans are the first and only species to attain sentience on this planet. Haahahahaha.
>Wait… there's no nigger version of your race? We have a nigger version and they were a huge mistake.
The closest thing we've got is the castes that do the "stinky" jobs (and we have quite a few jobs that fall under that category.) Pretty much every major occupation in our society has a sub-race specialized toward being well-suited for it. The caste that does the stinky jobs is bred not to be bothered by smells, bacteria, fungal infections, and things like that. No one wants to be physically near them at all, and thus they are physically segregated from the rest of us. But it's not the same. They aren't bad 'people' in any way, and they aren't mad that their lot in life is as it is. A lot of our castes live life with compromises. For example, my caste is not meant for breeding. We are bred very small so we can move around freely without being noticed. None of the male castes in our species is sexually compatible with us, so we are all perma-virgin incels, LOL.
>so, sort of like Mexicans ?
KEK
You guys make me happy. This place is a riot. Though I am having immense fun, I have been awake far too long. I'm hungry, but if I go eat, I won't be able to sleep for several more hours, and I think I'm more tired than I am hungry. So it's honestly time to tuck into a corner somewhere and pass out for a while.
>Why don't you try out your little experiment on /x/ instead of here?
Been there, done that a dozen times, nowadays they ban me as soon as I post! Thanks for playing
>So do you divide, like a cell or do you just live forever…
No, there are just other females whose job is to breed and raise young. We don't even technically have the hardware for that, as it's not needed and would be a waste of cellular resources to grow it.
Take care. It always encourages me to encounter people who are more adventurous than afraid. I'm fighting off sleep to respond to the past few people that responded to me. Wish I had more time.
>How do you steal your internet? WiFi doesn't penetrate deep underground.
I live on the surface, there are a couple hundred of us doing this. I was one of the pioneers in this program and I trained many of those in the second and subsequent waves, but no one else has taken to human internet culture the way I have. I am regarded as a bit of an oddball, but the Elders agree that I'm "doing it right," so to speak, so I get a lot of leeway. Right now I am occupying the attic space of a human domicile and using unsecured WiFi to get online. I move around often enough to keep getting away with it.
>sterile scaly manlet cavenigger shitposting on /b/
All of my caste are female, every member of my species participating in this program is female. :)~
>Beware of anyone who openly admits to being too annoying for /x/ to handle.
You're not wrong!