>>10365560 (lb)
>Hey, Anon, can you get his autograph for me?
Consider it done!
Although, that's I'm not entirely sure that's how phones work.
But luckily we are talking about THEE, one and only, Hacker 4 Chan.
I'm sure he already hacked our conversation and probably already knows moar about you than you do yourself, by now.
So, as long as you've been a good lil anon, I'm sure you'll receive that autograph by or around December 25th.
That's when Hacker 4 Chan leaves his home base at or near the ever-moving North Pole to hack everyone's chimneys and distribute presents, which he bought from hacking all types of no-good, dirty-rotten scoundrels' on-or-off-shore bank-accounts and what-not, to all the good boys and girls (not trannies) around the world!
But I'm sure we all know that by now