maybe Q team wrote the speeches
could have been the deepest fake ever, rendered with more CPU time than the original matrix movie. green screen, fix the double's face, stitch together multiple takes, etc.
lots of sudden emotional shifts, blase to angry in a psychosecond and then back.
POTUS grabbed the dough
like there's a big accident up ahead, freeway stopped. fireworks in the distance.
weren't nobody there to say "i seent it!"
today's newspaper for the camera joe. get it notarized.