Theories on aliens.

Probability: they've mastered biotechnology.

Assumption: these creatures have biologically designed bodies, supper efficient, self sufficient (no need for sustenance), strong and basically immortal. They have the ability to transfer consciousness between bodies (as a tech, not spiritual woo-hoo), large eyes to detect multiple light frequencies, a large brain for computing/storing information, telepathy (once again, a tech). No need for most organs, maybe only need a metabolizer, no teeth, nose, hair, ear lobe, fingernails, fat, pores, but strong permanent bones. They can mind wipe humans through trauma and hypnosis. They can modify and design organisms, even entire ecosystems.

/end rambling

These threads on UFOs and aliens is full of shills and makes it suck.

But at the same time keeps these shills off the normal Q Research breads.

And to play devils advocate, it also employs said shills so they have enough money to buy groceries and pay rent. In the end I don't blame them, they shill a bread that no one takes seriously, and get paid for it.

Not the best career choice, but easy gibbs.

It's like running your vacuum in the corner for 20 min then telling mom you vacuumed the house.

Likewise, shills flood bread with obvious fake intel and everyone knows it, and they still pick up a check every two weeks.

Easy money.

Have more fun, give us something funny, the bread gets stale sometimes.

It happened, guise, a light being from ashtray command named Toggaf told me everything.

You should have seen it, pure white light came from my bedroom window. I knew it was him because my Chakras where shaking in a tremendous vibration, I could feel my pineal gland shatter out of it's milk based dense calcium crystals. This was way more intense than any of my level 8 Reiki sessions with sensai wootown, I could feel his energy fill my body, a throbing in my base Chakra.

I got up off my bed and stared at him looking down from his UFO starship, we locked eyes and I knew everything was going to be okay. He took off in a blast of lightning, I tried to follow but slammed my head against the window.

But in that split second he looked at me, he told me that they will come down again to help humanity reach higher consciousness, by teaching us to humanely eat plants, and share awareness social media posts.

There's so much I want to share, but can't anonymously, thats why I opened up a patreon so subscribers can find true enlightenment, I mean true enlightenment from up above.

Pic is of my eyebrow.

>>11035330

Parody? I've seen it, for real bro.

You can do it too, all you need is two 43hz tuning forks, and to lay stark naked motionless on a teal carpet/blanket. It works, I fucking swear, it sounds retarded as fuck but you have to try it, it's supposed to make you feel retarded and intellectually compromized, the vulnerability makes them know you can be trusted. It all makes sense!

Common guise, this is finally your chance to meet an alien from ashtray command!

You must blindly trust that I have authority over your reality.

Guise, guise, it happened again!

I was walking through my living room when Ashtray command gave me telepathic instructions to go outside and open a strangers third eye.

I covered my hand in organic and locally sourced enlightenment balm, walked down the street and touched their third eye. I knew it worked because the power was so overwhelming the old lady screamed at the top of her lungs and took off in a full sprint. She has been healed of all ailments 😇🙏

💮NANAPSTER💮 she has found enlightenment, and Taggof from ashtray command has chosen her to join his ranks.

Of all the people in the world, me and me alone have been chosen to do his angelic work.

>>11083085

>It's humans taking responsibility for human destiny, nothing to do with extraterrestrials.

I completely disagree, extra terrestrial have been living on earth for thousands of years, but since it's getting too crowded the bad ETs told the Cabal to start earth's gentrification. This way the bad ETs can buy up earth property on the cheap and sell in 5000 years at an exorbant price.

Q is trying to stop the bad ETs, this is why we have to channel Reiki energy to Q. Toggaf told me the best way to do it is to smash dishes on the floor yelling "Q SENT ME!!!"

Think for yourself once and just listen to what I have to say!

Ashtray command will help Q telling him your thoughts through the 4th dimension pulse vibrations of broken ceramics!

Hi frens

Ashtray command guy here.

WTF does breaking plates have to do with aliens?

Who the fuck is ashtray command?

Why should any person on this board be trusted to have information on aliens?

How many "informants" are paid PsyOps?

Do militaries use disinformation to hide secrets?

What's the benefit of creating a lie and masking it as ordained truth?

In what ways can religion be used to manipulate people?

How does one use group think and peer pressure to establish a fake truth?

I've walked down the path of the new age lie, the UFO fake shit, the top secret whistle blowers. The only truth you can discern is that you know nothing, and taking the word from someone that they are saying the truth isn't justified. You don't know them personally, their motives, personality, even if they can be trusted.

You must see it or experience it yourself before you can figure it out.

If you're that serious about UFOs join the military as a radar operator.