This was funny as fuck. This in parody is basically the last 2 1/2 years of gatekeeping in this thread. Can Mr lord Ashtray of the galactar cuntmand please send a telepathic throbbing chakra grierfags way directly into his pineal bacon gland?
Sometimes I dont think bakekeeper gets enough love here. I also kind of miss all the ranting about WE TEH PEOPLE being completely set free from all human problems of earth just by learning about the existence of ET on Fox news.
Cheer for the gatekeepers faggots!! Hip hop HOORAY!! Hip hop HOORAYYY
One Two Three Four…
WE
NEED
GRIER
MORE
…Five Six Seven Eight
THE
GATEKEEPERS
NEVER
LATE
Nine Ten Eleven Twelve…
THE
MOLDY
BREAD
IS ON THE
SHELF
Now which bitch feels like starting a patreon for grierfag? The bills aren't going to pay themselves when Q arrests his backers and handlers!! I'll donate the first shekel just to be a good sport.
BRUISED LEFT EYE OF RA IS GIFT FROM STAR PEOPLE TO MOST HEAVENLY EARTHLY ANGELS
FOLLOW EARTH ANGELS WITH BRUISED LEFT EYE
IT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT TO KNOW THE TROOF!!!!!@@@@
WHEN THEY CANT ATTACKI THE MASSAGE THEY ATTACKI THE MASSEUSE
LORD ASHTRAY IS COMING TO SAVE ALL HUMANS SO SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE SAVED BY THE BLINKY LIGHTS IN TEH SKY
CONSCIOUS CONTACT IS DA KEY!!!
Now whatever happened to all that recorded first hand video from his last CE5 trip… hopefully he makes it back here in time to BAKE