What sort of fuckery is this, Anons

people waking up ALIVE in Funeral Homes after being declared DEAD?

Woman found alive at Detroit funeral home after being declared dead

Southfield Fire released a statement, “At 7:34 a.m. on August 23, 2020, Southfield Fire Department paramedics arrived at a home in Southfield on a call for an unresponsive female. When paramedics arrived, they found a 20 year-old who was not breathing. The paramedics performed CPR and other life reviving methods for 30 minutes. Given medical readings and the condition of the patient, it was determined at that time that she did not have signs of life.”

Sources with knowledge of this investigation tell Local 4, Southfield Police allegedly saw her move and breathe and called the fire crews back, but fire crews claim those were the side effects of the medication given to her.

Several sources said the female was picked up and transported to James H. Cole Funeral Home in Detroit on Schaefer Highway between 11:30 a.m. and noon on Sunday. That’s when employees at the funeral home claim that she was still breathing.

They called EMS and emergency crewsfound her very much aliveand drove her to the hospital.

https://dearborn.org/332514/woman-found-alive-at-detroit-funeral-home-after-being-declared-dead/

AND - this habbened in April 2020:

A woman appeared to rise from the dead at a Paraguay funeral home earlier this month, hours after having been declared deceased by doctors, local media reports.

Gladys Rodríguez de Duarte was admitted to San Fernando Clinic in Coronel Oviedo on the morning of April 11 ( 2020)

https://windsorstar.com/news/world/woman-found-still-alive-in-body-bag-at-funeral-home/wcm/3e5b280d-f8d3-4556-948d-0747192610ed

I searched 3 times and about 4 stories came up, these 2 are most recent, though