What they don't say is that the 2nd 'male' is transexual.
The one on the left is hot
You have an ass-abuse issue.
I don't read chinese, but I think you're probably making us say something fucked up, like 我更喜欢被仍然活着的鸡侵犯！ 请用力插入。 毛泽东万岁！
Your grammar is breathtaking.