No, man, wtf look you've got it all wrong. It's simple: you go to the king of the jews and ask him permission to go to heaven. If you were good all your life and you smell nice so he can introduce you to his father he takes you there. It's that easy. Stop making this more complex than it needs to be.
That's offensive and hurtful both to Jesus and to donkeys. Your mother would be ashamed of uou right now.
Your codpiece is bent to one side in a shameful manner suggestive of foppery and whimsey