US Supreme Court of the Internet
Proposed virtual court provides every US citizen AND illegal alien with Istanet(c) Surejustic(tm) Justice.
"Do not take it in the assets, appeal insults and petty personal grievance to the highest power recognize by the pedovore cultists: US Supreme Court of the internet.
Ever wished that it didn't take decades for important court cases and internet offences to make their way through our complex overloaded court system?
appeal heard, wish granted
The US Supreme Court of the internet was established to provide "fast reliable judgement about social media and all internet crimes."
"Faster than a greased javelina, the USSIC will deliver the kind of BRAND NAME(c) justice we've come to associate with our supreme court.
Want your sexting case appeal heard by Ruth Bader Guinzbag?
Just select RGBjustice and "email PDF judgment" and get an RGBjustice turbo-ruling within minutes !
Internet users once waited years for courts to determine whether the posted image was shopped, or the poster is a bitch and dumbass motherfucker etc etc .
Supreme Court Justices who sit on the internet court may appoint parajustices to hear stupid virtual cases, witness coin flips etc.
According to brand name legal theorists the old brick and mortar Supreme Court will whither in the face of competition from the virtual supreme court of the internet.
Instead of invoking a demon like Siri or Cortana or the Asherah, seekers of brandname(tm) justice may simply call "Justice Ruth'' three time aloud into any laptop microphone or urban sewer drain.
George Soros and UN approved.