AWOO! HAHA OLD CHAN STYLE HERE WHAT'S UP OLDFAGS

 

KEK KEK KEK!

 

THIS IS NOW THE FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER ASHTAR COMMAND UFO / JUGGALO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD

 

I AM FREDDY BENSON, ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER. I HAVE BEEN VIRBATING IN PURPLE / VIOLET OVERTONES AND CAN SUCCESSFULY CO-LOCATE MY ASTRAL BODIES AT WILL

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE LEGEND

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE MUTHAFUKER ANTI-BOOMER BRAINLET HOVEROUND HOMO JUICE QANON FAGGOTRY SLAYER

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, WHO CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINS

 

I COME AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL OF LIGHT WHO ARE EVEN NOW QUIETLY OBSERVING AS WE ORBIT YOUR BROWNHOLE

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON COMIN' AT YOU WITH MY FAYGO BISHES

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON WHO RUNS THIS TOWN

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON

 

PLEASE UPBAOT

 

WE WELCOME ALL QANON BOOMER BRAINLETS IN ASCENDING INTO THE LOVING BILLOWY GASEOUS ASTRAL FOLDS OF THE MOST HOLY QANONS COSMIC BROWNHOLE

 

SELAMAT HYMEN!!!

 

WE ARE YOU ASSENDED MASTERS!!

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CHASED QANON OFF HIS OWN WOMP WOMP CHAN BOARD

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY OWNS THIS TOWN

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CAN'T BE STOPPED

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY KNOWS MORE ABOUT WORDPRESS THAN DUMB FUCK QANAON

 

LOOKS LIKE QANON LARP IS COMING TO AN END

 

WOMP WOMP

 

SAD

 

QANON BAKERS WHY DOES QANON PROMOTE DEMENTIA PATIENT INTERVIEWS ON HANNITY?

 

QANON BAKERS WHY DOES QANON POST PROVEN FAKE SHIT???

 

FAKE AF1 PHOTOS

 

FAKE ANTIFA PHOTOS

 

FAKE EAR PHOTOS

 

FAKE OBAMA VIDEOS

 

FAKE PODESTA EMAILS

 

FAKE YOURNEWSWIRE

 

THERE'S A LINGERING STENCH

 

FAAAAAAAAAAPJAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

 

PLEASE UPVOAT [HAMMERTIME]