Okay, okay,

See, one day, ole 1eye was checking out this new planet. It was magnificent. Well, long story short, there was the smoking hot woman sitting in the shade. Well, 1eye ain’t perfect in some eyes, but, have ya ever been wooed? Girls, wooed? Boys, been wooed? Well, I gotta boinker and I likez to boink and, so did, it would appear, the young lady. Smile. Shout out to morning sky!

Well afterwards, the young lady had regrets cuz she was supposed to marry some dude named Phil, er, Adam, whoever. So, I told her to go and boink him, he will love you and you will never know who the father is if yo’s pregnant, but you know you loved them both. And off I went, ya know guys…

Now, anything written after that getz weird, cuz it was written by “others”…So, all that butt stuff like Paul and Jew-SatanBS is just that! They just used the story to promote the weird stuff.

And, But, so, …I have found love in this experience and a bond of Unity that I am so happy to have experienced. Having learned so much, I am humbled to have been here.

Pleased to meet you,

Hope you guess my name?

Yaw, PewPew

P.s. they made my son look like a criminal.

My son was a vegan…

His brother just liked to kill things…

Reconcile