PB
>>10448518
sheesh listen HER
this "Vegeta" needs some "vegeta"bles
Vegeta Reacts to Hillary Clinton Bar Talk
SNL
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Oct 9, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hnpYS8hrl8
kek
from 2015
loser underground tunnel pedo lesbian HRC made her gay hat, still losing today
HRC’s Newest Accessory Trumps GOP Candidate’s Notorious …
hrc.org
Donald Trump may not realize it, but he’s given a hat tip to the Human Rights Campaign.
The LGBT rights group is selling a baseball cap that’s a variation on the one Trump often wears at his campaign rallies.
The slogan printed on it is “Make America Gay Again,” a play on Trump’s “Make America Great Again.”
It also bears HRC’s equal sign logo and on the back is printed with “LGBTQ” and “Equality.”
https://www.advocate.com/election/2015/12/01/hrc-riffs-donald-trump-make-america-gay-again-cap
CNN Hires This Is Fine Dog To Report On Riots
August 27th, 2020
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has hired a new reporter, the "This is Fine" dog of internet fame.
The canine will simply stand in front of burning homes and buildings and say, "This is fine." Created by KC Green, the dog began as a humble webcomic and has gone on to do great things, from working on multiple political campaigns and at the Trump White House to now landing a job as a CNN correspondent.
During his first report last night at the Kenosha riots, the dog stood in front of a tire fire and reported to both of CNN's faithful viewers that "this is fine." A brick flew over his head and a Molotov cocktail lit his face on fire, melting the flesh from his bones. "This is fine," he assured the viewers.
CNN dutifully changed its chyron to read THIS IS FINE for the entire report, as well, saying they will hold that caption for the remainder of the riots.
When asked how he's feeling about his new career as CNN reporter, the dog said, "This is fine."
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1299044258989641729
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-hires-this-is-fine-dog-to-report-on-riots/?utm_content=buffer8542f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Progressive Pastor Reassures Congregation Judgment Day Will Be ‘Mostly Peaceful’
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1299119575599120384
Progressive Pastor Reassures Congregation Judgment Day Will Be ‘Mostly Peaceful’
August 27th, 2020
AUSTIN, TX—According to sources on Twitter, a local progressive pastor is reassuring her nervous parishioners after one of them accidentally got ahold of the book of Revelation. Reverend Delba Von Fritz spoke to her church after they found themselves so convicted of sin and fearful of judgment that they were considering believing in Jesus.
"Don't worry," said Reverend Von Fritz. "Everyone gets into Heaven so you have nothing to worry about! Except for racists and homophobes. I'm guessing God makes a special exception for those people. But you are all strong voices for social justice and LGBTQ+ issues so you have nothing to fear!"
When someone brought up the frightening and gruesome imagery of the book of Revelation, Von Fritz responded "No, all that stuff is symbolic. The moon turning to blood, darkness, the Lake of Fire, those are all just metaphors for how non-violent and peaceful judgment day will be! Seriously, only racists go to hell."
"But we're all white which means we're all automatically racist," said one parishioner.
"Oh shoot, I didn't think about that," replied Von Fritz. "Can you let me see that Bible for a minute?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-pastor-reassures-congregation-judgment-day-will-be-mostly-peaceful/?utm_content=bufferf5290&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1299142152958730243
U.S.—The Babylon Bee has been the world's best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren't quite as good.
The Bee announced a new acquisition this week, one that immediately made it the largest satirical site on the planet: a purchase of competing satire outlet CNN for $12 billion. The move more than quadrupled the site's catalog of hilarious, satirical articles.
"We've long admired CNN's ability to parody leftist media organizations so effortlessly, and we're thrilled to have them under The Babylon Bee's umbrella," said site CEO Seth Dillon. "When you can't compete with hilarious satire like CNN, you obviously look for ways to get them on your team, and an acquisition seemed to make the most sense."
The new conglomerate organization will be called BNN. CNN writers and hosts will be instructed to simply keep doing what they're doing.
"We don't want them to change anything since you don't try to fix satirical content that's already incredible," Dillon said. "They'll just keep churning out incredibly skewed content in order to satirize the leftist media's inability to report anything without bias or prejudice."
Brian Stelter will produce satirical videos for The Babylon Bee, moving the site into the realm of video content for the first time. Again, though, his show's content will remain unchanged.
CNN will also benefit, as their content will now be clearly labeled satire, protecting them from getting sued to high heaven for their skewed coverage.
Site founder Adam Ford was against the move, but nobody listens to him anymore.
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-purchases-competing-satire-site-cnn-for-12-billion?utm_content=buffere3089&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://twitter.com/prayingmedic/status/1299052096042369028
Praying Medic
@prayingmedic
Leftist protesters assemble a guillotine outside Bezos' home…
But Q followers are "bat-shit crazy."
Rolling on the floor laughing
Quote Tweet
Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
· 10h
"Give a good reason why we don't deserve a $30 minimum wage when this man makes $4,000-a-second."
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1299050038644142081
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/protesters-build-guillotine-in-front-of-jeff-bezoss-house-after-his-wealth-hits-200b
Protesters build guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos's house after his wealth hits $200B
by Nicholas Rowan, Staff Writer | August 27, 2020 02:07 PM
Protesters on Thursday responded to a report that Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is the first man to be worth $200 billion by building a guillotine in front of his Washington house.
The protest, organized to demand a $30 minimum wage for Amazon workers, attracted about 100 people, led by former Amazon employee Chris Smalls. Smalls, who has protested Bezos before, gestured at the billionaire's house and decried his record-setting wealth.
"Give a good reason why we don't deserve a $30 minimum wage when this man makes $4,000 a second," he said.
Smalls told his own story of employment at Amazon, saying the company had not responded adequately to the coronavirus pandemic. Smalls said he worked long hours without adequate pay and that he saw other people come in for work who were infected with the coronavirus. In late March, he walked out of the Staten Island shipping center in protest. Amazon fired him shortly afterward.
At the protest, Smalls lectured outside Bezos's home. It is unclear if the billionaire was inside.
"Hey, Jeff Bezos. I'm going to let you know something today: We are just getting started," he said. "We're going to go to every single location you've got across the country and set up shop until you meet our demands as workers."
Smalls invited other speakers to share their stories and led the crowd in an anti-Bezos chant.
"If we don't get, we shut it down!" they shouted repeatedly.
Protesters in June set up a guillotine, a device known for beheading elite French nobility during the French Revolution, in front of Bezos's house and surrounded it with signs accusing him of treating workers poorly.
Bezos on Wednesday became one of the richest people in recorded history, Forbes said.
Protesters assemble a guillotine outside of @JeffBezos's DC home and demand a pay bump for @Amazon workers.
https://washex.am/3joD9eL
Nic Rowan
@NicXTempore
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@NicXTempore
They’re asking for a $30 minimum wage. “Why not?” The lead protester says.
https://twitter.com/NicXTempore/status/1299021999860310017
Nic Rowan
@NicXTempore
Chris Smalls’s message to Bezos: “If we don’t get it, we shut it down.”
https://twitter.com/NicXTempore/status/1299048978047213571
I bet their next tactic is to threaten other workers who defy this
the ones who simply like the status quo and want to go to work and get their current checks
just like unions do the picket line threat
and beat people up for going to work
put fear in the little guys who are not unhappy and make them fearful to go to work
I see them soon shutting down the shipping centers
since that is how nearly everyone is buying shit right now
what a major disruption
they have planned????
this is kind of an obvious thing I am seeing here
since so much retail is closed
this is a playbook event getting ready to unfold
the dude even says as much "every single location across the country" "all locations" and "set up shop".
if we don't get it
shut it down
this is precursor union shit
snap snap snap those fingers…….so gay
>https://twitter.com/BGOnTheScene/status/1299201748981215233
Brendan Gutenschwager
@BGOnTheScene
Chaotic scene just erupted in DC after a man in blackface showed up at Black Lives Matter Plaza #DCProtests #DC
9:26 PM · Aug 27, 2020 from Washington, DC·Twitter for iPhone
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after white blackface gets punched
the cops leave him with the mob???
and chase the puncher.
What happened to blackface kid?
Seems like a dare or a setup for the white blackface dude
he may be a literal retarded guy set up
kek
Elle, you Bitch
@ElleYouBitch
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@BGOnTheScene
What's Trudeau doing in DC?
https://twitter.com/ElleYouBitch/status/1299202713327144966
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Kurt Tazelaar
@KurtTazelaar
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@BGOnTheScene
Both the assaulter and the victim were on their cellphones when the punch was thrown.
edwardo machino
@eddy_machino
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Look a second time it was a guy sort of offscreen
Kurt Tazelaar
@KurtTazelaar
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You're right. These viral videos need to be studied like the Zapruder film.
cambamthankyamam
@camsherer
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@BGOnTheScene
“I’m scared of the police so I’m going to go up to them and slap someone in the face”
bold funny dude
or
really a retard
like small bus retard
who was put in the mix on purpose
and does not understand what is up with the scam event?
someone stole my bike
and now they are using it to attack rand paul
who was the guy who stole my bike?