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U.S. Coast Guard Offloads More Than $228M In Cocaine, Marijuana at Port Everglades
this work? >>10445994 (pb)
anyone have the original image without caption and noise?
>sauce
https://www.romancatholicimperialist.com/2020/04/dr-fauci-convinced-obama-administration.html
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/07/22/fact-check-viral-photo-shows-obama-fauci-visiting-nih-lab-2014/5476106002/
https://www.teaparty.org/rudy-giuliani-goes-there-did-obama-approve-dr-faucis-3-7-million-nih-grant-to-wuhan-lab-in-2015-437255/
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Same thing we do every night Pinky,
Try to take over the world!
NARF!
an idea so batty it just might work
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-hires-this-is-fine-dog-to-report-on-riots
CNN Hires This Is Fine Dog To Report On Riots
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has hired a new reporter, the "This is Fine" dog of internet fame.
The canine will simply stand in front of burning homes and buildings and say, "This is fine." Created by KC Green, the dog began as a humble webcomic and has gone on to do great things, from working on multiple political campaigns and at the Trump White House to now landing a job as a CNN correspondent.
During his first report last night at the Kenosha riots, the dog stood in front of a tire fire and reported to both of CNN's faithful viewers that "this is fine." A brick flew over his head and a Molotov cocktail lit his face on fire, melting the flesh from his bones. "This is fine," he assured the viewers.
CNN dutifully changed its chyron to read THIS IS FINE for the entire report, as well, saying they will hold that caption for the remainder of the riots.
When asked how he's feeling about his new career as CNN reporter, the dog said, "This is fine."
https://babylonbee.com/news/rnc-surprise-trump-announces-space-force-has-defeated-jupiter
RNC Surprise: Trump Announces Space Force Has Defeated Jupiter
CHARLOTTE, NC—The Republican National Convention has been President Trump’s chance to speak directly to the American people and make the case for his re-election, and Trump saved one big surprise announcement for it: the United States Space Force has defeated the planet Jupiter.
“I know what the main thing is worrying all Americans right now,” Trump told a crowd of supporters who were neither wearing masks nor socially distancing, since that’s for sissies. “You’re worried that lurking out there is our greatest enemy, the planet Jupiter. You no longer need to worry, because it has been defeated!”
Trump described the battle, in which Space Force pummeled Jupiter with nukes, and the enemy planet was so overwhelmed it didn’t even fight back. Trump’s description was very animated and involved his making a “Pew! Pew!” sound numerous times.
“Jupiter is the biggest planet,” Trump added, “and thus defeating it is the greatest military victory ever and makes me the greatest president ever.”
Presidential candidate Joe Biden condemned the attack on Jupiter, calling it “unprovoked,” and then offered up his own house for Jupiter refugees, saying, “I only use the basement, anyway.”