This is the storm that was prophesied. It’s real. We can perform a military coup. It’s every Canadians duty to see what is wrong, and fix it. It’s the living breathing documents that have not been updated, rather loosely interpreted.

Like the bible. If you can apply the bible to your own life, you will understand the art of war. My favourite book. Trumps is a close second, and the bible is the third place. The smart guy didn’t write it, but trumpet did write the art of the deal, which I’ve read a lot as well.

I’ve got the fiddle to play the harp. That’s the point. The whole point is that I can walk the line everywhere. Not going to cheat, unless I have to rig the game for us. That’s why other world leaders need alliances, because without Canada, your sword dance won’t work, and I wasn’t taken care of by you trump. It was Trudeau, who I will pardon.

I will need some expedited licences though. We will make the great white north again. Canada is the greatest country in the world, and the only one that can make world peace with war. No nukes, no guns. No fun stuff. With a clean slate, what can the world leaders accomplish for generations? Canada wins because they have me lol. Double your debt Donald. Don’t duck the responsibility of remaking NYC in the image you want.

You can erase history. The mayor of NYC will get the money to build New York in to a monumental place, but the imminent domain of the government means that trump could build MY the way he sees fit.

How about governor of MY state? The CEO of NY. A man the people can pick, just like the veto gets votes on at a bank that is RUN really well. Nothing bad happens. I promise TD that nothin bad will happen to any of my niggaz. The government can’t hurt a living organism like a corporation. A living breathing organism that god can choose who gets what brain. There will have to be trades, and they will be even trades.

The trades will happen quickly because the doctors will want to give the new brain transplant a really good chance of survival. The headquarters for every single corporation that wants to do business in Canada will have to be in Toronto. Toronto can grow outwards, but you’ve only got the existing infrastructure to do.

Speaking of which, since the company doing construction would be government owned, they could replace the sewer lines, and build an amazing building for the corporation paying them. Patch some potholes on the drive to and from the job, and that’s how you collect over time.

Btw Canadians two thousand is such a small number. It’s not going to cut it. Universal basic income should go nowhere. It’s so much fun to just chill at home with zero things to do, so a unique take is that making it 4000 a month would be good. You could afford to buy some stocks then.

Stocks the government owned would be tax deductible, but you’ll have to work really hard to figure out the NYSE from this president. This Prime Minister, my niggaz we built the railroad. We’ve got it. 4000 a month instead of two thousand…

You can come here with open arms if America is too big of a burden for you. The Canadian government will work with you to make the best arrangements possible, and cover all the costs, because when Canada spends 5-8 trillion a year, you’re going to be on the moon. Canada is going to the Moon, just to see what is there.

Love you guys with all my heart. Help me coup the Canadian PM. That’s sedition right? I thought so. Just wanted to make sure I still knew how to joke. You know, for the legal record, in case I ever go back to court.

Canada will figure out everything for you. We’ve had less scumbargs than you guys. The whole military will be working on it, and cops as well. We will bust down all the doors necessary, and you can learn from our mistakes.

Then you can do it. America has a ton of sealed cases, but Canada probably has none. We can get it done quickly.

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