We could change the names to north and south. Oh wait, that won't work either. Or east and west. Fuck. Up and down? No that would put one side on top.
Call sign DOOM76 broadcasting only ICAO hex code. No type or tail number. Speed 507 knots. Altitude 27,200 feet. ICAO hex AE5880 decodes as B-52 Stratofortress.
AE5880 60-0028 B-52H / B52 USAF | 2BW [KBAD] USA
http://milradiocomms.com/search_mil_hexcodes.php?type_of_search=hex_search&search_hexcode=AE5880
Nose art "The Tired Eagle". At least that was the art in 2010.
BARKSDALE AIR FORCE BASE, La. – Capt. Eric Schmidt (front), a B-52 pilot with the 96th Bomb Squadron, poses with several other Airmen from his squadron July 23. Captain Schmidt is undergoing chemotherapy for stomach cancer, and several fellow Airmen shaved their heads to show their support. (U.S. Air Force photo by Senior Airman Chad Warren) (RELEASED)
https://www.barksdale.af.mil/News/Features/Display/Article/322377/strength-in-numbers-air-force-family-cares-for-its-own/