You really reached into the cellar for that one, didn't ya?
“If the Sun were as tall as a typical front door, Earth would be about the size of a nickel.”
I was able to upload an image file on onion using TOR yesterday. But you are right that there is no TOR access on top for some. I couldn't post text there either. Why ban on top but not onion? IDK. Use a VPN, problem solved.
This is what old Joe will never have.