Rioters: oooh this is fun

Portland: Please stop, people, those things are flammable!

Rioters: F-you, this is fun!!

Portland: "We need to ask the people to just stop. The city is getting dirty.''

Rioters: Nah, we're having too much fun. It's Trump's fault, blame him!

Portland: TRUMP'S FAULT! Stay the hell out of our city, Orange Man. TRUMP doesn't care! It's TRUMP!

Also Portland: We want to ask our citizens to please stand together against violence. We can do this TOGETHER.