Trump says Abe Shinzo is a special man.
I guess he must be going to a special place then.
I wonder if he will meet George Soros there?
Next, the Emperor's family…
It makes it easier to convert men to gays.
It's a hole, it has some slippery vaseline on it,
Just pump like usual.
Same reason pornos don't show foreplay or cuddling because that would teach guys to enjoy the fine details of the female body.
Here, buy a fleshlight, and ask your buddy to get his butcrack waxed and you are good to go, boys!!!
By the way that was not an obscene post.
That was reality.
That was the truth,
If you think it was perverted, it was.
Our whole world has become perverted.
We cringe at buying carrots with dirt on them.
We spray poisonous chemicals on our childrens hands instead of encouraging them to catch works and bury treasure in the backyard.
Damn it people, eat dirt! It is good for you. All you need to wash is plain soap with no perfumes.
Wise up!
catch worms…