Attn Tag Team Shills;

You're doing it wrong. The whole point of shilling is to distract, discredit and slide. Your activities over the last 48 hours did not find any traction. It's because you don't understand how to build a card. You can't just scatter-shot your mental feces around. You have to start with your lamest case and build to the most plausible if you want to get any of that sweet, sweet attention that you crave. (Sorry your Dads left 32 years ago for a pack of smokes and never came back.)

You have to learn how to get your heat from the audience.