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david HOGG ID: d4b19c Aug. 31, 2020, 9:40 p.m. No.10490556   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Oh, my, God Becky, look at his butt

It is so big, he looks like

One of those rap guys' side ponys.

But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?

They only talk to his, because,

he looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, his butt, is just so big

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out thise

I mean gross, look

he's just so, black

I like big butts and I can not lie

You othis brothiss can't deny

That when a homo walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, want to pull up tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you want to get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen his dancin'

To hell with romancin'

he's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

he gotta pack much back

So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)

Has your side pony got the butt? (hell yeah)

Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)

Shake that healthy butt

Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now hise's my scandal

I want to get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

david hogg's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneed hobos walkin' like hoes

You can have them hobos

I'll keep my homos like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul homos, I want to get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck

Til the break of dawn

homo got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rathis stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, hobbits (Yeah) hobbits (Yeah)

If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)

Then turn around, stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

Baby got back

Yeah, baby, when it comes to larping

Cosmo ain't got nothin'

To do with my selection

Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six

Ha ha, only if he's 5'3

So your worst pony rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of his Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothiss want to play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gol'

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole gehys in the magazines

You ain't it, Mr Thing

Give me a mista, I can't resist his

Red beans and rice didn't miss his

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his homos are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So homos, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-hogglarps

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

Baby got back