Our whole town remembers the day Colonel Buck Anus led the trans dimensional expeditionary forces against an entrenched, time sanctioned, habitually overlooked evil, the child trafficking satanist and authorized supercar dealer, here on main street Aldo “Cheapy” Aldobrandini.
‘Aldo’ was reviewing the Countach’s features and incidental pedo-rape footage with a customer when he perceived a faint disruption of his visual field and a disembodied voice instructed him, him alone, “you have multiple threats inbound, which in our estimation you cannot survive, wishing you well, with drones are hunting you are no longer our authorized dealer.” Aldo dashed to his Countach and blew through the wall of the parking structure as TDEF drones homed in, requesting authorization codes.
Aldo is long gone, blown sideways into interzone, but TDEF commander Colonel Buck Anus explains they will apprehend him and the gaping hole in perceptual space where the implosion occurred that was classified technology which the colonel claims not to understand well enough to discuss. “Sends people to the 2-dimensional space is best I can do. “But all the people working there, at the dealership, the supercar buyers…they’re all dead - “- Pedovores, “interrupts the colonel, “trans dimensional parasites, Skinwalkers and what-have-yous, are not dead, not necessarily. “
Colonel Buck nixes a hot pursuit. “we’ll stay and eradicate the nest.”