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Sounds like a fairytale.
"They pulled and pulled. His wife, his mother, his father, his brother and his second cousin who had showed up just to invite John to his wedding. All of them pulled very hard but could not pull it out far enough to reassure John.
Just then a knock came to the door. It was a total stranger who had been researching her ancestors and had come up with John's name. She wanted to confirm that John's Grandfather's sister's husband was her father's Aunt's uncle. John's eyes lit up. "Maybe this time it'll work," he thought, and invited her in