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Biden won't debate.
The question is: will it be because the moderators won't have "fact-checkers" or because POTUS didn't release his tax returns?
“”Top Ten Reasons Joe Biden Won’t Debate Donald Trump””
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It’s too damn hot in them debate halls
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Fixodent only lasts a couple of hours
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The opening music is too loud
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Female moderators are irresistibly sniffable
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Frequent prune juice breaks might be distracting
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Trump refuses to play along with our narrative
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He keeps dropping his pants
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His history of raping women might come up
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His rape of the Ukraine might come up
“”And the number one reason Joe Biden won’t debate Donald Trump””
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His advanced dementia
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