>unloaded a trailer of wiener pigs
I bought two litters of wiener's from the same boar walker for a reeely good price. Thought I'd made a killing.
When small, they were just really active and kind of hard on each other. They made short work of any chickens that strayed too close so I had to reinforce the pens.
After they got to around 100lbs they decided that it was good sport to nip my legs when I was cleaning out their automatic waterer. Then they figured out that the more they mudded it closed, the more often I had to come into the pen. That just made them more aggressive as time passed.
It happened that a calf kicked me and dislocated a knee so I had a cast on and was on crutches. The pigs were far too aggressive to let the wife or kids into the pen so I went in. The (now 150+lb) pigs, sensing weakness, took me out. Got me on the ground and started taking bites out of me. I was able to use a crutch to fend them off and escape over the rail but I was bit to shit.
I never went into that pen without a leaded axe handle and plied it with great gusto when they got frisky, which was every time. There was no way to sell them as the packer called and said the carcasses had some weird disease and they were black and blue all over.
Took me two years to eat all those pigs, but they weren't bad, not bad at all.