>Nancy's hair looks wonderful
She should do something about those eyebrows. Her face looks like a texture expanding over a fixed size 3d model.
It's easier to avoid nowadays, because many people know how bad it is. But Nabisco still uses it in everything and somehow they're still in business.
You spill your spaghetti until it works, and don't get too upset if it fails on this one.
If she wasn't pulling your clothes off within the first 10 minutes of meeting, it's too late.
Anon, she's not even going to want him in the friendzone if he says that.
His only other hope is to be honest about his feelings, and hope the coin lands on the right side.
Just trying to reduce the poor bastard's chances of ending up on /r9k/.