I think when this is all over, we should keep AJ around as a court jester.
Have him dress up like a little kike elf and act like a lunatic while shackled to a boulder in Times Square.
We can charge admission for people to heckle him, and give the children rotten fruit to throw.
On Fridays we’ll make him smoke DMT and hang out with Joe Rogan, live-streaming it on the CIA homepage— along with the live feed from the yard at GITMO.