I get a laugh reading [CCP] Mainland news.

(Xinhua Sep 3, 2020) - Headlines w/ myTranslation

Chinese FM calls for safeguarding stability in South China Sea

Wang said in his message entitled "Working Together to Make the South China Sea a Sea of Peace, Friendship and Cooperation."

(translation)

We want the South China Sea to be a "Sea of Peace" just like our [D] run cities in the USA are "Cities of Peace".

China firmly opposes India's ban on 118 Chinese apps: ministry

(translation)

We firmly oppose India stopping us from spying on them. The nerve of these Indians. How dare they!

China urges U.S. to immediately withdraw restrictions on Chinese diplomats

(translation)

We urge the USA to immediately stop blocking our spying efforts in their country. The nerve of these Americans. How dare they!

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2020-09/03/c_139340527.htm

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