Leftist Financial Sites MarketWatch and Yahoo Finance have raging GLEEFUL hard-on's over today's results - despite no clear set of drivers….Could it be the end? 60 days before an election - very bad for Potus. Stubborn unemployment, failure to secure more aid for ppl… … …

Also doubtful Dr. Dildo-Fauxi's mid-day diarrhea coronavirus statements tanked it.