Dude I was just about to say the same thing and you got trips. Everyone thinks they're gangster until they have to go through a Canadian winter.
1) 100 mile longitude is a huge difference
2) Those northern states you speak of probably love Canadians and vice versa
3) Shit on our fruity leaders not the citizens
4) Go back to watching Hentai
Do you really want to offend Keanu Reeves? We got John Wick and Neo on our side.