Fox News is airing a Lincoln Project commercial with some rich black football goon crying about how oppressed he feels.
Mmm. I wish she'd lock me down and give me an ass whipping.
I don't care how awful her policies are. I would live under her desk.
My shitbox would never survive the trip, but if we lose, I immediately surrender and she can just have me.
You wanna kick me in the nuts?
Kek. Now that's a bit much.