No, it's not a Babylon Bee article.
The fragile left has another "ism". MOODISM!
DON'T BE A MOODIST!!
She claims the man at the job center said to her: "I'm sorry, but the word happy is a discriminatory word and we aren’t allowed to use it, as somebody who is not happy will be discriminated against."
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/hair-salon-job-posting-happy-hairdresser-discrimanatory