Large chain grocery store scene: two entitled blond female millennial/zoomer students approach an anon twice their age minding his own business and scavenging for some cinnamon graham crackers that seems to be in low supply (or high demand) over the last few months.

Scene 1

Zoomer state university blond: "Do you need a mask?

Anon calmly and joyfully turns to address the girl.

Anon: "No, I'm good. Thanks though."

Blondy: "I've go another one here because that [pointing to anon's unmasked face] is FUCKING disgusting."

Anon, later regretting not expressing wishes that her commie mother should have aborted her, replies, "Oh, well, I've got a mask right here. It's all good."

Anon proceeds to take out and put on mask with 2 gold 6-pointed stars and the word JUDE written on it.

Anon explains, "This is the mask that I wear to protect myself from the China virus Nazis."

Blondy's hair begins turning fiery-red while Anon removes mask.

Turning to walk away, smiling Anon bids adeiu, "Go fuck yourself, cunt."

Anon heads to the freezer section but not before catching the silent friend using all her force to reel in her attack dog.

The end.