If he hasn't already, have him preserve the evidence for later prosecution.
yep. did you remember to archive?
Epediate already exists as a misspelling of expediate, which is already an unaccepted variant of expedite. You will need to make quality accepted memes for it to enter the chan dialect.
The vaccine itself is a means towards the next attack. Be it biological, chemical or both.
You connect them to the Turbo Encabulator. Any transmission engineer knows this.