A friend of mine's father-in-law is a State cop.
He was given an appointment for his regular Chinaflu test at the local clinic, but couldn't make it because he got tied up in a court case.
He went to work the next day, and his lieutenant called him in and said he's been put on sickleave and quarantine for 2 weeks because his test came back positive from the clinic.
Told his lieutenant he didn't even get tested, he was in court.
So he went to the clinic, got tested, and it came back negative.
Clinic fucked up and sent in a fake report,