Anonymous ID: 580ad9 April 15, 2018, 2:02 p.m. No.1054194   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

Got off the hotline with Satan a few minutes ago trying to get an interview with him.

He started to cut me off when he found out I'm Christian, but I did manage to squeeze a question in that he seemed happy to answer.

I asked, "So is it true that those Islamic men will get 72 virgins when they die in combat."

He laughed out pretty hard, I mean serious belly-roll laughter.

When he stopped laughing, (as to my ignorance on the subject I guess), he reveled this to me, "No. I told Muhammad that because I really wanted my goat heard to fuck him in the ass constantly. So 72 seemed like a nice round number that would constantly keep him on his hands and knees, and my goats mounting him at least 1728 times a day."

That's when the hotline went dead.