Just took a shit on the bathroom floor at Fresh Market in Nags Head NC.
Wiped my ass with the mask they handed me at the door.
I had Thai food last night so….
CodeMonkey is still retarded.
Raspberry Bibinka!
I feel another shit coming on.
I'll let you anons decide.
Walmart in Kitty Hawk or Publix in Kill Devil Hills.
Thai food is unpredictable, so decide fast!
Nobody calls it the Outer Banks except tourists and recent transplants.
Anyone with an OBX sticker on their car gets the rope.
Salt Life stickers get the millstone!
It's a delicate issue.
Solid floaters work well as upper deckers.
Home Brewed Iced Tea!
The runny ones dissipate too quickly.
They're better sprayed on the floor.
ProTip: Masks make for pretty good wipes.
Caitlyn Jenner still has to go to the urologist to get prostate exams!