While reading the New Testament cover-to-cover for the first time, I'm left with a big question:
Is Paul supposed to be pissing me off like this?
He keeps just making shit up.
Jesus = Coke
Paul = Pepsi
And I didn't order a Pepsi.
Bitch, I'm not talking about GOD'S word, I'm talking about PAUL'S word.
So she's like… Pepe's, Kek made Fresh, version of Mary Magdalene?
What a coincidence! SO WAS I!
And I'll start my ministry, the same as 1 Cor 7:
"I have no command from the Lord, but I give a judgement as one who by the Lord's mercy is trustworthy" when I say that you are a Satan, here to divide God's Children away from HIS Word and the Word of HIS Son.
Now get behind me, Satan!