Ah ha ha, good times, anon!
The toilet paper shortage is more complicated than you think
Suppliers aren’t sure when toilet paper will be readily available again.
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2020/4/3/21206942/toilet-paper-coronavirus-shortage-supply-chain
Something on Tucker I heard from Paul Preston (Agenda 21 radio).
I think earpiece was the #1 consensus, with alien probe attachment coming in a close second.