Be me:
>Part of Nazi 3rd Reich
>Reich crumbles.
>'Merica invite me to stay because muh science an paperclips
>Muh Ideology slowly infiltrates elite 'Merica, and secret societies adopt us
>Muh (Nazi) societies start on the destruction of our host
>Muh secret societies blame Russia too
>Muh final pieces coming together with Killary
>'Merica destroyed
>Russia destroyed
>Muh secret societies step out to 'save everyone'
>Hello 4th Reich
'Cept Trump habben.