I love these if-then headlines:
"DOW tanks on vaccine snafu" and "NASDAQ sets new record because I had a great blueberry muffin this a.m.".
Not only did he try to use a counterfeit bill, but he was so rich he overdosed. Winning the Lottery is a death sentence for tweakers.
Almost Entirely Peaceful Protests.
They dropped "Trader Min" and "Trader Jose" and "Trader Jemima" because they were culturally appropriating various races. But just like the Simpson's, dropping Apu and making flaming homo Smithers white, ~~Joe~~ Homer represents the white male patriarchy, and is retained to highlight white male privilege, and the oppression of the patriarchy.
>It moves from people being upset about the way young girls were positioned on a poster in a marketing campaign
needs archived.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trader-joes-to-say-goodbye-to-trader-mings-trader-jose-and-other-names-that-perpetuate-stereotypes-2020-07-21
I was using journalistic license in an attempt to parody, so sorry. I won't let it happen again, promise.
Blazing Saddles meme goes here