Anonymous ID: 227975 Sept. 14, 2020, 8:20 a.m. No.10643796   🗄️.is 🔗kun

And now, it's time for the top 10 rejectedHurricane Sallynews article titles.

 

10.) Sally's groans are getting louder.

  1. ) Sally's blowing intensifies.

  2. ) Sally blows, the Gulf Coast groans.

  3. ) Sally's low is getting us high.

  4. ) Sally's surge is getting things wet.

  5. ) Sally's pushin' but there ain't no cushion.

  6. ) The Gulf coast stands ridged as it's engulfed by Sally's caress.

  7. ) Sally's good and wet and the Gulf Coast prepares to take the plunge.

2.) The Gulf Coast hangs on as Sally comes.

 

and the #1 rejected title for Hurricane Sally news feed is…

 

  1. ) Sally does the entire Gulf Coast