APOLOGIZE TO HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

You stupid mother fuckers just don’t get it, do you? Hillary Clinton doesn’t “eat babies” or traffic children: she is an AMERICAN ICON who’s legacy of public service and nobility will span CENTURIES. Oh, and my well-placed sources tell me that when Joe Biden wins the presidential election in November, he is going to nominate Hillary to the Supreme Court, and she will sail right through the confirmation process with our newly acquired majority in the United States Senate. “Anons”, believe me when I tell you, you CUM GUZZLERS are going to fucking pay for all your reckless and dangerous crimes. Get ready to serve HARD TIME in FEDERAL PRISON, bitches. Additionally, despite this orange NIGHTMARE you put this country through, real American Patriots find solace knowing that the only break from solitary confinement you’re going to catch will come in the form of daily ASS POUNDINGS. And when that time comes, I want you to remember that the pain and utter despair you feel is NOTHING compared to what you put her through with these lies and vast, right-wing conspiracy theories. Karma is a BITCH and you motherless bastards are about to learn that fact the HARD WAY. That is, of course, unless you apologize. Just say sorry and maybe - MAYBE - we won’t throw you “anons” in the slammer for the rest of your miserable lives. Choose wisely, shitheads. This is your last chance.