You know…
I though that creating some miniature Kinetic Kill Vehicles. The vehicles would be of sufficient mass to effectively disable a satellite. Have an onboard motor with enough fuel to vector intercept any object in it's coverage sector.
These objects could be delivered to orbit via X-37B in pre-staging location to allow coverage of 80% of the known CCP faggot devices.
Have enough of them staged and then…
Flip the switch and watch them take the whole Winnie the Poo space program the fuck down.
jus' sayin'