Anonymous ID: 167c8c Sept. 18, 2020, 2:49 p.m. No.10697701   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>7711

Kelly, a retired NASA astronaut, was speaking two years ago during at an event the Boy Scouts of America, Northern New Jersey Council when he was asked a question about the possibility of Mars ever being colonized.

 

Kelly responded by remarking that his brother Scott, also an astronaut, had spent a year on the international space station and that his DNA had been altered either by radiation or the time spent in zero-gravity.

 

 

โ€œI think the word hasnโ€™t gotten out how bad it is for him,โ€ Kelly said. โ€œYou know, itโ€™s gotten so bad, that we recently had to release him back into the wild.โ€

 

Kelly pressed on.

 

โ€œHeโ€™s like halfway between an orangutan and a Howler Monkey," he said. "Weโ€™ve even changed his name to Rodrigo. He lives in the woods. He lives in Eagle Rock Reservation.โ€

 

Eagle Rock is a forest reserve and park in New Jersey.

 

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dem-senate-candidate-mark-kelly-apologizes-for-offensive-joke-about-brother