Anons, I need your help.
Long ago, when I was a university student, the supreme count justice nominees molested me, got me drunk, and laid on top of me.
These Trump picks made me drink beer, tequila, and wear a tutu.
These picks, and you know who they are, need to face Justice. One of them even pee'd on me.
I am going to Chuck Shumer's office tomorrow and will make a formal whilstlehummer report.
The entire experience in embedded into my hippo hemorrhoid's. Every time I see a bud light, my ass clinches in anticipation.
Please understand my pain.
Dr. Christine