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>be me, 8th grade weeb
>going to anime conventions with my weeb friends
>some edgy 13-year-old cosplay chick is screaming "DESUDESUDESU"
>find out about halfchan
>go home, open laptop
Fast forward 12 years.
>Currently embroiled in the front lines of a global military intelligence operation led by the President to take down a millennia-old death cult, featuring hackers typing in green text on darkened screens, with missiles and false flag attacks and bioweapons and secret codes and secret messages and spies and double agents and space weapons and ciphers and submarines and directed energy weapons and supercomputers and assassinations and terrorists and leaked intel and crazy cultists and murder and digital soldiers and good vs evil