<Reposting my Freddy-esque shitpost from before kek.
WHY DIDN'T YOU HATER DUM DUMS TRUST SESSIONS???
HAHA YOU LISTENED TO FOX NEWS & CNN OVER Q? HAHA LURK MOAR, CONCERNFAGS! HAHA!
BUT HURR DURR, MUH BARR APPOINTED DURHAM – OLD MAN SESSHUNS WAS USELESS AF, RIGHT? REEEEEEEE!!!
LOL WUT? CHESS-PLAYING ORANGE MAN & KEEBLER ELF BEAT DOWN ALL TEH STINKY BITCHES!
INFINITE-LEVEL BOOM BOOMS COMING SOON, ASSHOLES.
HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A FUCK, PUNISHER DURHAM WILL POP TEH CORN AND BRING TEH PAIN.
CARDINAL CORNHOLIO IS GOING TO GITMO LOL, SEND HARVEST BUTTER FOR HIM & RANDY ANDY!!
AND IT'S ONLY FAIR NOW THAT POTUS NOMINATES GHOST OF TOOTS FOR SCOTUS – RIP LIL FIGHTER, GODSPEED.
WWG1WGA!