This anon appreciates you. Your value to others is beyond words. While many may not ever see or understand you, you are more important than you realize.

Story time

Anon had to do some work in a gov facility today. Temp check required. Forehead style device used. The device requires skin contact in order to function properly. Because of coronachan, the worker doesnt touch it to your head but scans it from 3-4 inches away.

1st attempt was around 94 degress. Kek'd at that. Requested a second attempt. 96.1 and the reality of this situation is beginning to sink in. This anon informed the testing lady that functioning normally is impossible at those body temps. She appeared lost. Perhaps she was delusional from the hypothermia.

Upon the third attempt, this anon was officially and finally and for the last time told that 91.2 would be the temperature assigned to my form.

Avoiding the mask imposition by chronically drinking coffee, I proceeded to the client meeting where they very seriously and sternly informed us that daily temperature checks were required for the safety of everyone.

This was a local municipal facility of no real importance whatsoever. Just thought it was an interesting logical turd.